I found this on one of John Mayer's blogs (who is not only an incredible musician, but a great writer and comedian). He occasionally posts some really funny stuff. This is a video that is too good not to share. This was an actual guest on Conan. Michael Bolton is wearing the red belt in the group.
Saturday, June 14, 2008
It's Getting Mild in Here.......UPDATED!!!!
So there is no denying that Begina and I have a mutual respect for Taco Bell. It's moderately priced, and pretty pleasant most of the time to the palette.
One of the best parts of Taco Bell is the mild sauce. On a side note, if you are interested in cleaning pennies with Taco Bell Hot Sauce, please go here.
In order to not get skimped on the liquid gold, we usually are pretty adamant about requesting "lots" of mild sauce. There have been a few times lately that either out of sarcasm or generosity the worker will supply an orangish bounty. Tonight was that night. Below is the incredible free booty we accumulated tonight. I have used a spork and my hand for siz e reference to show the incredible magnanimity of Taco Bell.
Also below lies the smörgåsbord we have collected in the last few months simply by asking. Begina and I have a personal goal of filling a 55 gallon drum by the end of 2010. We are well on our way.
A few weeks ago, Begina and I went to go see "Made of Honor" with Patrick Dempsey. In the movie, Patrick's character supposedly invents the coffee sleeve. In the spirit of invention, I believe I am on to the next big thing. ICED TEA ON A STICK. Please don't start asking for money yet, but with the iced coffee craze, someone seemed to have missed the boat on a sweet, yet balanced summer-time treat. I used a Taco Bell spork for the stick part. Updates on this as it develops....
UPDATE: After re-positioning the spork during mid freeze, I broke out the sweet confection (it's sweet tea). I will most likely use two 8 oz glasses for molds, but it turned out OK. Patent office here I come.
One of the best parts of Taco Bell is the mild sauce. On a side note, if you are interested in cleaning pennies with Taco Bell Hot Sauce, please go here.
In order to not get skimped on the liquid gold, we usually are pretty adamant about requesting "lots" of mild sauce. There have been a few times lately that either out of sarcasm or generosity the worker will supply an orangish bounty. Tonight was that night. Below is the incredible free booty we accumulated tonight. I have used a spork and my hand for siz e reference to show the incredible magnanimity of Taco Bell.
Also below lies the smörgåsbord we have collected in the last few months simply by asking. Begina and I have a personal goal of filling a 55 gallon drum by the end of 2010. We are well on our way.
A few weeks ago, Begina and I went to go see "Made of Honor" with Patrick Dempsey. In the movie, Patrick's character supposedly invents the coffee sleeve. In the spirit of invention, I believe I am on to the next big thing. ICED TEA ON A STICK. Please don't start asking for money yet, but with the iced coffee craze, someone seemed to have missed the boat on a sweet, yet balanced summer-time treat. I used a Taco Bell spork for the stick part. Updates on this as it develops....
UPDATE: After re-positioning the spork during mid freeze, I broke out the sweet confection (it's sweet tea). I will most likely use two 8 oz glasses for molds, but it turned out OK. Patent office here I come.
Monday, June 9, 2008
What really Happened at Magic Springs
Pictures As Promised
Dr. David Teaching Landon Some New Sign Language
Begina's Face #1
Begina Face #2
Begina Face #3 and Landon Face #1
Yes, that's me going down the purple slide. Upon pushing off at the top, I began to scream as loud as I could. It was a few seconds before I reached daylight, and Kristen heard me and had enough time to grab the camera and take a shot. The white stuff above my head is the speed of sound.....
Dr. David Teaching Landon Some New Sign Language
Begina's Face #1
Begina Face #2
Begina Face #3 and Landon Face #1
Yes, that's me going down the purple slide. Upon pushing off at the top, I began to scream as loud as I could. It was a few seconds before I reached daylight, and Kristen heard me and had enough time to grab the camera and take a shot. The white stuff above my head is the speed of sound.....
Friday, June 6, 2008
Rockin Snoopy All Year Long
So it's Tuesday night, about 8:30pm. Begina had taken Taylor to the doctor earlier that day and had dropped off a prescription to be filled. I was in my grubbies (code name for summer clothes worn when extra perspiration is expected) and needed to change to run to Wal-Mart's outdoor pickup. In my haste to get to the drop off point before 9:00pm, I just threw on a fresh t-shirt.
I knew I would just be sitting in the car, so I quickly grabbed one and headed out the door. Begina likes to leave BIG RED empty, so I had to quickly get gas and make it to Wal-mart ASAP. As I am getting gas, an older man looks at me and smiles and says hi. I think nothing of it, as I tend to blend well with the local folk.
Gas in, Kyle in, off to Wal-mart. As I have stated time and time again, I believe in Murphy's Law. Well, his law was in effect that night because the two outdoor lines were CLOSED. I come to the realization that I am actually going to have to go into Wal-Mart in gym shorts and a t-shirt. Not a big deal in a larger city, but I am finally getting to the point where I see several people I know every time I go.
Of course there is a line about two people deep. Those two people are women who appear to be close in age to me and what I would deem to be regularly cool people. As we are waiting, one turns around to me and smiles. I look up to make brief eye contact and say hello, as any good Cabotian would.
I notice she is not looking at my face, but rather my shirt. To avoid any conversation, I look over to the corn removers and gel inserts. In continuing my non-contact mode, I look down at my shirt and it hits me.
I was literally "rockin' the shirt my mom gave me for Christmas. I don't really get embarrassed at much, but this got me. The guy at the gas station, the girls in front of me.....I hope some holiday cheer was spread this June.
I knew I would just be sitting in the car, so I quickly grabbed one and headed out the door. Begina likes to leave BIG RED empty, so I had to quickly get gas and make it to Wal-mart ASAP. As I am getting gas, an older man looks at me and smiles and says hi. I think nothing of it, as I tend to blend well with the local folk.
Gas in, Kyle in, off to Wal-mart. As I have stated time and time again, I believe in Murphy's Law. Well, his law was in effect that night because the two outdoor lines were CLOSED. I come to the realization that I am actually going to have to go into Wal-Mart in gym shorts and a t-shirt. Not a big deal in a larger city, but I am finally getting to the point where I see several people I know every time I go.
Of course there is a line about two people deep. Those two people are women who appear to be close in age to me and what I would deem to be regularly cool people. As we are waiting, one turns around to me and smiles. I look up to make brief eye contact and say hello, as any good Cabotian would.
I notice she is not looking at my face, but rather my shirt. To avoid any conversation, I look over to the corn removers and gel inserts. In continuing my non-contact mode, I look down at my shirt and it hits me.
I was literally "rockin' the shirt my mom gave me for Christmas. I don't really get embarrassed at much, but this got me. The guy at the gas station, the girls in front of me.....I hope some holiday cheer was spread this June.
Sunday, June 1, 2008
CAR FOR SALE
PLEASE HELP US SELL OUR CAR. IF YOU KNOW OF A FAMILY WHO NEEDS A HIGHER MILEAGE, GREAT CONDITION CAR FOR COMMUTING, COLLEGE OR ANYTHING ELSE, PLEASE SEND THEM TO OUR BLOG OR EMAIL ME AT kproctor@communitybk.net
Here are all the specs:
FOR SALE
2002 HONDA ACCORD EX-L 4-DOOR V6
ß 99,600 MILES (COMMUTER MILES)
ß 23 CITY/30 HWY MPG (MILES PER GALLON)
ß SILVER EXTERIOR
ß GRAY LEATHER INTERIOR
ß AUTO AC/HEAT
ß 6-DISC IN DASH CD CHANGER
ß NEWER TIRES (70 PERCENT LEFT)
ß TINTED WINDOWS
ß REAR DECK SPOILER/SUNROOF/MUDGUARDS
ß EXCELLENT CONDITION/HONDA RELIABILITY
PRICE: $10,600
GREAT GAS MILEAGE AND HONDA RELIABILITY!!!! Pictures below:
Here are all the specs:
FOR SALE
2002 HONDA ACCORD EX-L 4-DOOR V6
ß 99,600 MILES (COMMUTER MILES)
ß 23 CITY/30 HWY MPG (MILES PER GALLON)
ß SILVER EXTERIOR
ß GRAY LEATHER INTERIOR
ß AUTO AC/HEAT
ß 6-DISC IN DASH CD CHANGER
ß NEWER TIRES (70 PERCENT LEFT)
ß TINTED WINDOWS
ß REAR DECK SPOILER/SUNROOF/MUDGUARDS
ß EXCELLENT CONDITION/HONDA RELIABILITY
PRICE: $10,600
GREAT GAS MILEAGE AND HONDA RELIABILITY!!!! Pictures below:
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